i will remember her:
texting me as i had my hands full, cooking with my best friend at her boyfriend’s dinner party. she was running late and her road rage was full throttle; the traffic was slow enough for her to send news updates. ‘it’s a freakin retard parade on the LIE,’ she wrote, all tact. she went on and had us in stitches as i switched between the chicken, the phone, and the frying pan. chicken two ways: picatta for the party, breaded for her. she was as picky an eater as a driver.
